molarbear

Was made in NYC and is therefore not real picante sauce

Friday jams

Why did Prometheus and Bob never get a spin off?

Sonic (the food place) sucks ass these days full send

Top five favorite brands of socks (to wear, ya pervs) Hanes ...I've never bought any other socks

I started working on a nature army for this very reason the moment I can convince the prairie dogs to join my cause, I'm conquering asia minor

Did you ever finish your reading?

Had a pop up storm the other evening Kitty wasn't let in so much as she bolted in when the screen door was opened to look at the rain She then proceeded to meow while walking in a circle, and then hopped on my lap, made some bread, and went to sleep almost instantly

Obviously, mixing things with biology happy womb escape day!

I got headbutted by the bird feeder while I was mowing

God Damn Nice catch, wheels

Well This is certainly disturbing Has anyone ever noticed the cheese wheel or whatever this person is biting is missing in the reflection? This brings the possibility of vampire cheese, and 2025 has enough shit already

Man, I was really into competitive halo for a while I mean, I watched it on USA back in the day, but sometime around Halo 4. I would watch players stream overnight while I was bored at work It helped that a few older players were trying to get careers going via youtube, so they would have these open mic podcasts like things using skype where they just spill all the beans on their fellow players and past antics along with the current drama going on in the professional community It was fun Now I don't really keep up. I haven't enjoyed a halo (or really any competitive FPS) in a while

I think almost every GOP state except Mizzou and Iowa atm

obviously not busy enough, pat Pornhub is still blocked in my state

It's more like a baby dandelion that didn't get enough sun and kind of found a single beam that shines through a fence post 30 mins a day and then my poof ball and all 3 of it's duster things sail off into the sunset... like little, DNA spiders casting their webs and floating off

I was wondering if people would notice, tbh XD

We don't even have the trolls trying to make new accounts anymore where dafuq night owls hangout these days?

Awesome! I do not like heights, so when it's time for me to perform the aettesupa you're going to have to throw me

LMAO That was my joking plan around 30 I shit you not, though. Last year I did a happy dance because I thought I was turning 39, and on my birthday I was informed I was 38

I keep getting a blue screen error it says something about my Driver unloaded without canceling pending operations I have checked all my drivers and windows claimed they are all good?

....I got nothing, peeps