molarbear

Naaah I actually really like Daylight, so I always get donuts from there

The cinnamon roll was from earlier I believe it has absorbed all the icing at that point

The asian people at the donut shop call it a cinnamon roll *It's an actual old, asian couple that run a donut shop nearby. I'm not doubting that it may be an actual sticky bun, they just sell it as a cinnamon roll and I'm not complaining

Much like the Kerbals from my space program that are still floating around in the endless abyss of the universe from the multitude of failed missions trying to get to the moon They knew the risk when they signed up

Rumor has it, xnxx and Y*uj*zz are still accessible without having to input your info >.>

I've seen this movie We're about to jam out to rush and order one of those giant subs from subway Then you'll introduce me to your dog who's named after an Egyptian Dictator, because it looks almost exactly like said dictator ....unfortunately at some point you get choked out by lou ferrigno defending my honor

I mean....... Tik Tok is unbanned so..... it can't be directly linked to the results, but it can not be ruled out

technology likes to hate me I'm not against vpn's, It's just the principle of I shouldn't have to get one to access things adults are supposed to be able to access

OMG don't even get me started you should see the reddit. Most blue voters here think we're going to suddenly get a minority, lbgtq candidate who is just going to shit rainbows and fart gold or they want nothing. I was heavily downvoted because I showed excitement for a republican here announcing their run for governor in a year + 11 months from now. The dude has single handedly held our State together over the last 8 years, personally bringing the lawsuit himself to the state supreme court to keep tax payer money from funding religious private schools, and fighting ryan walters every step of the way as he's attempted to dismantle the State's education system. I don't agree with everything the guy stands for or believes, but in a world of compromises, he's the ideal candidate at the moment

Meanwhile, in important news Adults are still blocked from viewing adult content in my State

Secretly farts while passing by people and pretends not to notice

Anyone want to do my assigned reading so I can fuck off and pretend like I know how to garden?

Happy day of exit, Mewn!

Was camping with Luigi in Grand Teton the entire week the healthcare shooting happened

Eats pizza using a spoon

Has a religion based on their right pinkie toe Every September followers gather from around the world to grate cheese using a ped egg onto her toe for a blessing of humble growth for their crops

Nah, if I was going for the jugular I would have asked what it was like being in the last cavalry charge :P

I thought Bowie had adorable little blue eyes until I realized it was the reflection of the blanket on the cold, void shadows

LMAO. Not going to lie, I almost went with Butte (for obvious reasons) it was the rumors of the bob dole cartoon that swung me.

Don't lie You got cocky, squatted down at the start line thinking "I'm going to school this little shits and show them their uncle mix can run fast still" and then everything in your body popped at once