molarbear

Does Egypt have a version of 90 day fiance? Are people on that show aware that they're on that show or do they sign stuff afterwards? Have you pet an Egyptian Dog yet?

Ol Zeke the plumber

Wayy too many right now Embr- The special item missions are killing me Infernax- Amazballs Madden '22- I needed a sports game to hold me over until The Show comes out.. Not sure what I'm doing, I thought I was in a career type mode but aside from my stats it just keeps groundhog day'ing the season Binding of Isaac- There's soooooooo much

Imma be slightly pissed if your name is blaine

Cleveland and Baker Mayfield drama outta left field

If only The Hoff could have got there in time...

Overboard

Dafuq do they eat this shit, fucking Siberia?

Only known dog to exist that has farted without scaring himself

GB kept Rodgers The next year or two will be nice... after that they're going to be on a dollar store budget for a decade or so

Not a selfie but my shoulder is in it

franch ranch flavored ranch

I'm still not convinced this is a real person

Batman had one

Mix has taken quite a few financial hits and tanked our business If he's going for the 1000 lb person he's probably placed a brick wall in front of the horse and painted a tunnel on it What he doesn't know is I sliced the corner of the ring the horse is starting in and put a massive slick of KY leading to said wall so large, that a single fart from a bee would be enough inertia to move said 1000 lb person on said lube trail directly towards the wall None of you are probably asking yourselves right now "Self, who is Molar gonna bet on?" I'm just there for the free popcorn

M&M is never going to make it, is it? You're over here watching the worst movies ever and I'm thinking of how we can claim Pluto before those fancy space fucks try to say it's a planet again You slept on the runt, and now you want to call it a planet again? You're gonna have to fork over some dough....

Floating the River We had beached and I was sitting halfway in the water and on the shore. A Raft full of hammered people didn't see me or the giant yellow raft I was sitting next to and plowed into it and rolled over me There I was, on my back now, pinned under a rubber raft in water that was too shallow to for it to float in (We're talking the big rafts btw, not those tiny ones you buy at a store) Luckily one of the people in said raft either saw it happen, or saw the bug on a windshield print I was leaving in the bottom and pulled it off me

I sift through and save hundreds of memes/animal pics

Dafuq are you, like 16? Just now getting into Milfs?

Imma be pissed if I finally get back there after covid and this doesn't happen

$1000 and I'll sell it back to you

That's essentially what someone did I can't even get mad, they slapped some shit on MS paint or photoshop and convinced people it was worth tons of money

I really liked that one I've recently been sucked back into the Binding of Issac... so much so that I spent $35 on the last 2 DLC's