molarbear

Member when Pornhub's homemade section was better than found bigfoot footage but not million dollar budget quality? It's more like walking into a funhouse than watching a porn these days, you got like 9 cameras all showing different angles at once. I start feeling like the spider in Rugrats that got out it's cage when they tried to replace Spike and they tried to show you what a spider's vision would be like. I'm convinced some of these people bust out a James Cameron' budget for their 3 min bang

I think you may be giving me way too much credit

@Mix Am I doing this right?

Did you use Suave for lube?

Did you stick your dick in it though?

You missed that whole thread

Those have a special kind of rot I went wide toed and never looked back

Steel Toes?

Anyone got @Mix ? My contact with him outside of here is inconsistent at best

I didn't think a none pornographic photo would cause such controversy Anyway I found this

Is it because I'm happy Sawdy?

Ya know what man? I'll take Doom, take Father's Day off and go treat yo self I fucking put this shit on to take a joke photo and it feels.... not terrible

The Hand that inspired the Tattoo

I have come so close to switching to artificial turf in the last couple years it's not even funny

Yes, Whales are big

I had something

He has accrued an outstanding debt and has failed repeatedly to pay up in a timely manner I'll get the bed time story that was promised to me, and it ain't gonna be no quarter ass 2 sentence "oh yeah, I got one in my pants" There's going to be Goblins, Princes, Lasers and MotherF'n Dogs with laser beam tails

Sub Cat C ii. a. Hand you fap with

In a sense..... yes to all of this

There's still hope