molarbear

Miggy's sitting at 2,999 hits going into the 9th inning 5 batters in front of him and Chapman is pitching

I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out How many klondike bars have I won?

........ Must find "No Fear" Shirt that says "You should see the Bat"

I have been sending this to people all day! Reddit had the best fucking comments, someone made an Obituary for the ball

I'm looking to clean these up without ripping the ones that are alive out any ideas?

I feel like your opinion would change after a few keystones

I have a theory I haven't been able to test yet headbutt the tornado Things are going to be getting a little crazy the closer you get but I need you to stay focused and record your findings by doing a test head chop towards the wind every 50 feet and recording the results

.....Where am I? What happened? >.> They struck again

Take them all I think they're making my tongue bleed

You forgot the 5 D's

Time to build Sealab No shit, right? I got home and text my Brother's GF about it because she's in the medical field and she asked if I was allergic Guess I got lucky on that one 😎

bruh.... It did tho, so much so that it punched my thumb with it's butt...not sexually

Close I bought some sour skittles when I went inside

I didn't even think about that until I got home By then it had been about 15 mins so I figured if something was going to happen it would have

People in Armor are safe

Wasp

35 years of absolute stupidity and somehow never got stung..... Until today Fucker was waiting by my gas cap in a well set ambush

They needed people to know the somehow more dramatic Rodgers brother went there and the motherfucker married JoJo

They Hos This is what you need to do (That penis taking a shower in the middle of the road is actually you brushing your shoulder off)

.. People have been holding out on Dog pics?

Are you trying to murder someone? That pup is going to be blasting nasty egg farts... even it knows it

You should be fine If you get a nasty bruise keep an eye on it and make it's got good color, you don't want a clot... especially in that area

I would like 13490 pictures please