molarbear

That made me do a spit take so epic that if Stephen Spielberg were walking by he'd say something along the lines of " I'll pay you $15,000,000 to be in my next movie just for that." Unfortunately it can never be emulated again because it was used on your post.

Is the Scimitar scaled to the size of said little person? I'd probably be terrified at first, then I'd take a picture in the ample time I had due to their short stride length and send it to my friend who is terrified of little people.... then I'd casually walk away.

Uh... I'm sorry, are you kidding me? Early 2000's featured this Soundumentary where a Caucasian kid beat Shaq in basketball. -drops mic

I have a desktop so I don't have to worry about it. I do worry about my phone sometimes though.

Because I enjoy not dying/being crippled by Polio, and I can order food on the internet and not have to deal with people.

Life hacks!

....you don't put ice in your drinks?

Where you're taking a drink and a semi melted, sliver of an ice cube goes down your throat and you're all "this is it... this is how I die." TL:DR I gagged on a small portion of an ice cube and couldn't breathe for about 5 seconds.

I'm watching the Hot Ones episode with Key and Peele on it.

It's got Samuel L Jackson in it, he's never made a bad movie. There was that time he was filmed without consent while he was flying to make (what I assume was another blockbuster) and a bunch of snakes got unleashed on the plane.

does being asleep but having an out of body experience on my computer count?

Yo!

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I saw that! There is even a theater here that's going to show it, I haven't decided if I'm going or not though.

I didn't even know those were still a thing. Take some Benadryl. You may want to stay away from your phone and any social media though, Benadryl can make you pretty loopy.

Poor old Perseus, it's so far past his bed time that it may turn into a war of attrition to see if he falls asleep first or if the other dude gets burned out first.

That's child's play dude Try having Tarantula Hawks "What are those?" You may ask, before realizing Nightmares come true. If you don't want to watch the video... they're Wasps that crawl into Tarantula holes, sting them, then proceed to drag them out and lay their eggs in them.

Did it come with a crown that gave you special ice powers but slowly drove you mad?

I really don't check it that often but I didn't get a worried text from my Parents so i'm assuming it didn't happen to me... that or I'm confirmed "least favorite" and they're all "lol rekked, who cares!"

I'd be playing Ocarina of Time and watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch... Just like all the other cool kids

Congratulations!!!!

it's more or less to test the substance on tv, or to see how good it is IRL I assume. it's not like you're walking around slobbering everywhere like you just got your wisdom teeth removed. It's like a hey there's not enough left for a rail... let's make use of it. Again, I never got into any hard stuff so I dunno. I smoked a shit ton of weed when I was in college and, I tried Shrooms 3 times... I never once tripped or enjoyed what was happening.

let's see if video links still work the same on these boards.

I see your fears. We just have to hope that checks and balances keeps us from doing anything stupid. As much as the media and most Politicians these days like to blame our President for everything... it's a Democracy, and everything has to pass through stuff before it's official. Where do I see your fears in this, you ask? I'm going to pretend like you asked that question. These are the same dudes that recently overturned a Presidential veto and then regretted it, so they proceeded to blame the President instead of manning up and going "Hey... we kinda sorta... fucked up..."