molarbear

.....cough 50/50 split cough cough

I dunno about Cats but the vet gave my old dog a prescription for anti inflammatory medication

you know when the betting pool started I originally had my money on Horse but then changed it to some kind of rare cave newt

I actually hate tomatoes but like pasta sauce The fewer tomato chunks the better imo

I love that Texas lost.... I was really hoping Western Michigan would beat USC and even though they played UTEP Sooners looked pretty damn good today.

Give the pup a belly rub for me

whenever I get bored I get drunk and play games... it makes the games 10x more fun for me

I did not fap today :(

seems like your Emulator may have built in Ads, that or your phone company just loves to throw them at you.

Were you playing beer bong on an episode of " Little People of Dallas" or something? Who sets a Chandelier at 6 ft? I wouldn't even apologize for that I'd just ask why they built a center for Ants.

I live in semi large town so bonfires are illegal

I watched for 10 seconds I will haunt you once I die for the 10 seconds of my life you wasted

I just pour part of one of my beers on the ground as an offering to the bugs, then I command them to do my bidding. I'm not sure if it actually works but if it does I have enough grasshoppers and crickets on my side to become Pestilence and have an amazing fish trip while it's happening

Something is severely fucked up with your user image it says your name 3 times and has 2 different post counts I believe you may be a witch

I great balance so from a personal stand point I couldn't tell you I did have a friend who fell down so often he made his New Year's goal to not fall down for a whole year.... It was broke that night when we decided to have a race from the bar to the house I rented (it was like a block away) he ate shit hard and I laughed so hard I cried.

I prefer backyard beers.........

are you really drunk? It could be an inner ear thing

As you currently have them or they're making a comeback in the States?

Gotta be honest, this one took me a second >

It's all I use but recently it's been crashing a shit ton for some reason

So an Island full of teenage girls? The movie would be 2 mins of girls gossiping about each other then 15-20 mins of all out war

Right? Whenever I get depressed I think this.... I could have been a dung beetle and literally rolled shit balls across the God Damn Desert for a living

I drink Bud light and I like it

Is that the murder lady who always seems to yell at the TV?

I don't really worry about age as long as they're over 18 I mean if you click with someone you click with them