molarbear

I completely agree

I have a tendency to destroy my phones one way or another so I keep mine as far from water as possible

you think he's a dude? His DNA is 20% shower fap sperm and 80% whatever mutant hyrbrid creature happened to be in the sewer at the time

Be careful man That being said if at any point you feel like you're 100% going to die could you go out doing the whole Lt. Dan thing on your roof?

I didn't hate the game but I didn't get the hype tbh. I liked the whole pacifist option, that was cool but other than that I never really understood the whole "THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER" rage that was going on for Undertale

That one. If I like a book you pretty much have to pry me away from it I think I read the entire Codex Alera series in a week or less. Most of Stephen King's work I can tear through pretty quickly, I think I finished Salem's Lot in two days. I was also pretty hooked on the Dark Tower Series so I burned through those books pretty fast.

I made that whole story up just for an excuse to post in this thread and claim my victory

I swear the British voice narrating it is Gordon Ramsey

I managed to kick the lower sheet completely off the bed but keep the heavier top sheet perfectly intact My previous feats have been rolling out of bed and waking up on the floor but I've never managed this level of Voodoo magic before, top that off with waking up early by my standards and I'm thinking something really fucking weird is happening DAFUQ DO I DO IN MY SLEEP? please call Ghostbusters

Today I went to the store and made the mistake of asking the lady at the register how she was doing........ She decided to go into a very detailed explanation of how she had a yeast infection and all her symptoms I didn't know what to say and I imagine my facial expression was priceless when I walked out

? Speak of it in this thread

Welcome to the darkside poof :beer: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle:

I'd like to say I'd so something honorable and nice or romantic or something..... but I'd probably just hold up a McDonald's until they agreed to bring back the McRib

go back to making music Meatloaf and quit trying to act

I told you that in secrecy DAMNIT!!!!!!

There are times in my life where I honestly think I'm the only person that cannot stand The Black Keys

You should get a dog

you could try to stream yourself sleeping

it's better than seeing 1200 zeni threads

He had a stroke Jim, stop mocking him

Some people are like that Unfortunately I'm not and anytime I touch it my skin boils up and shit Just a pro tip it's not hard not to scratch normally, if it gets any source of heat on it it itches like x12000 worse

Your Grandma clearly never had poison ivy and took a warm shower

this is still my favorite