Vamped

Its fine. Im enjoying relatively few gunshots now that Ive moved to another part of the city. Plenty of white people jogging at all hours. Old ladies freely walking corgis... the corgi looking at me like its saying ... yes swipe me up and speed away

Thank yew all for the birthday wishes!

I saw a corgi yesterday with an old lady and I debated was the corgi worth assaulting and stealing from an old lady >.>

Walmart is stepping their anime game up. You can fuck around and buy a whole series for like 20 bucks XD

Happy Birthday

No idea if this is true or not but lol

That sounds exactly like something a racist would say to justify their racism

I think you're.... racist

Ahem ... my two cents that nobody asked for. The bible was written and edited and re-edited to fit whoever was the most powerful or influential at the time with the purpose of controlling people and society. Its literally full of mythology and creation narratives. I think if you can get something positive from it than great. My views on Christianity are super liberal though. Plus a couple of stories I read seems like Jesus is like .... be cool, have faith, love each other .... and then somebody does something stupid ... and hes like BRUH WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?! only you know .... not exactly in those words. You can use the Bible and interpret it however you want. Its just a jumble of some dudes ideas and desires for society. Justify whatever you want with it ... silencing and abusing women sure, being angry at gay people for loving each other while you're secretly having gay sex behind a dirty wendys, sure why not, justifying slavery or figuring out a way to have a shit ton of wives ... of course help yourself Plus the whole white Jesus thing ... Thats just what I believe ... as a Christian that goes to a non denominational church sometimes when I need to be uplifted ... so ...yknow whatever

Once ... when I was pregnant. I thought I could make it back home instead of stopping at my parents house which was way closer. I was literally two stop lights from my apartment and then I got some hard kicks to my guts and it came out >.< Then I thought I could hold "it" in my maternity pants .... and it slid right out of my pants leg ... at my front door.

Just moved all my stuff into a new place. Im dog tired boss

I sometimes wonder if having tea with the queen is that great of an experience because the tea is good .... or if the tea is trash and the queen is a good conversationalist.... or would it be like talking to my grandma

a PS2?!

@ghostrek you like Star Trek, have you played Mass Effect?

I mean .... between those gasps of air he did sound like he could take care of himself.... but I just imagine the volus as little fat kids with weird bearlike faces and tiny feet. Theres no indication they have bear faces but thats what I imagine

That .... might be the day you realize you're a predator

No way ... its definitely excitement over groceries