Vamped

So ... we got the last bit of the snow today. If I had gone to work today I would have been stranded at work. So .. like maybe I can get to work Friday ...(?)

Buried by the Benards on Netflix .... I watched the commercial and I was like .... are these fucking people in my town?! Fucking yep lol

That ... escalated quickly

Went to work today. That was a mistake. Shits super dangerous out there

Its supposed to keep snowing/freezing tonight so I'm not sure how the streets will be looking tomorrow but my anxiety is already getting the better of me

I was up contemplating my driving ability and my work ethic

My work is open but its snowing like a bitch and they shut the city down for flurries. They said we could get 8 inches. I was holding out but now Im just going to get back in the bed

Its 8 degrees

Goddammit this episode hurt me as a person

Not for me. You can breathe through them ... as far as my entire birthing experience, it was more painful trying to get up the first time after a cesarean and having the nurse push all the way down on your stomach after surgery. I felt all of my contractions right up until the spinal block before surgery

Did you electrocute your peenie again ... only on purpose this time?

I feel like @Sawdamizer posted a video somewhere and thats why I cant unsee it .... and why handjobs make me think of Donald Trump now

Are you gonna give them 2 handjobs simultaneously like Donald Trump whenever he dances .... because thats what I came to see.

Why lunchables?! XD