Vamped

.... So like ... what do you guys do ?

I'll be trying to sneak into the stores to buy what me and the miniature are responsible for tomorrow. I'm thinking maaaaybe I could try my hand at making a very small dinner for me and the miniature just to have at the house even though we're going to my parents ... but then I'll probably just make tacos or something .

Its a big thing. I didn't know much about the guy as a rapper but he sounds like a pretty good guy. Apparently he had a whole lot of fans. They had the street opened back up but then people were visiting the cookie shop for a memorial and somebody drove past and shot into the crowd so its blocked off again. Luckily they didn't kill anybody this time. I think someone got shot in the thigh. The cookie shop is boarded up because the shattered glass.

Literal shitty morning!! I was putting something in my trunk and I stepped and slid into dog shit behind my car in the parking lot. So I'm sitting in my car trying to get the poop off with Clorox wipes because I dont want to unload the miniature and track shit back into the apartment but I dont want to get poop in my car Then I was like ... well fuck where do I put the poop wipes? ... so ... I left them in the parkinglot ... right by this big ass smooshed turd. I put the shoe on the floor in the backseat and the miniature is just killing himself laughing about how everything smells like poop. I drive minus one shoe, enlist my sister to help unload the miniature and I'm walking to use my parents' water hose ... step in a fucking hole in the yard Then finally wrangle the water hose and I'm like .... wtf kind of nozzle has my step dad attached to this thing? .... turn the water on and its like power washer force and it sprays my shoe and me because there's a leak in it ... and I'm just standing there ... I should just go home and start over. The miniature and my sister's dog politely come out of the house to laugh at me XD I'm over it. I was a whole hour late to work this morning. Then I had to take an alternative route to drop the miniature off because they closed the street off I usually fly down to get to my parent's house because some jerks killed that guy at the cookie shop SHITTY MORNING

I dont believe for a minute there was no crush

Yes. You can all sit in the RV while I make this "easy" 3 hr drive to the beach from Rogue's house at 2mph

Jeez I forgot how this thread starts

Can't tell if that's Paul Rudd and that guy from Magic Mike or if it was just bearded Paul Rudd from different angles

Doesn't it come out on Netflix this week?

Not really related but didn't somebody on this board have a crush on Vega before they knew he was a dude? WAS IT DOOM?! I feel like it was

I have a company budget for rewards for patient compliance Probably have to spend it on Werther's Originals

Have you tried not being so old and white? My kiddo had one when he was fresh out of the womb but those baby healing/development properties fixed itself in a couple of months.

The department of education uses loan servicers but it's only like 3 or 4 companies

They out here murdering corgis for COVID?! https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/15/china/china-dog-killed-covid-mic-intl-hnk/index.html

Yes I can .... going 2 miles per hour with no turns and no traffic

Enjoy it! I don't like outside. The only way I go camping is to go camping like Pete in the Goofy Movie lol

Well atleast you ask. When I say I have a shellfish allergy somebody always yells OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T HAVE CATFISH!! DOES. IT. HAVE. A. SHELL?!!

Bruh .... they do not want me on the road in that

Im thinking about my blood pressure .... My co-workers are very nice and sweet .... and they always come grab me when they get ready to eat. So today ... they have this super shrimp and rice dish and this side of pork. I'm awkward AF and they told me day one its rude/bad luck if you dont eat. Me with a shrimp allergy and doesn't eat pork: They must have seen my face because they asked if there was any meat I don't eat. I just said shrimp because I have a legit allergy. So now after eating the little bit of pork ... I'm feeling a little funny I'm literally waiting for them to walk down the hall to see I ate it.

Song of Blood and Stone

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 8/10