Vamped

how did you not get dismissed immediately from the juror pool?

I think she's fibbing. If her cooter is that much of a crater that she used a spoon to dig it out .... she could've probably just stuck her whole fist in there and pulled it out. i'm not sure what good a spoon would do. Or go to the ER and they'll pull it out for you.

uhms what is DMT?

I google imaged search clam your tits ... and it wasn't good I just wanted a meme

was there a panel of judges watching him fap? alongside several others?

I mean ... is the inside of her vagina the consistency of oatmeal? or an open cavern .... I dunno ... things just dont fall into vaginas

I'm actually more concerned about her having to use a spoon

buttloads ... of money

I was thinking a side piece .... but not the kind that gives you sex in return for favors that you can't/don't get from your wife a weapon but cake does sound good right now

I mean ... I watch porn for the expression of the person getting it so either way ..... The only thing about gay porn thats annoying for me is the already long blow jobs scenes you have to watch twice .... I like the ones where its 2 men and one woman but the last man is in the guys butt instead of on the woman >

Now this is a thread I can support

I like how they're 10 for 10

I think I need to get a piece

I like pizza too much. I'd punch a baby first

You know its illegal to have sex with sheep right?

Is that what happened? I was so bored at work

I'll pass on this one. I don't even think I'd want to watch it. That show about the kissing peeps at first sight made my stomach turn.

get one from the baby section .... like 15 bucks

its only gay if the balls touch

after this is probably weird but always check to see how much lady lube came out in too

in prison

what is this?! i need to know what is going on

this old man told me men give better blow jobs because they have stronger jaws so .... i had a point in this somewhere

well i mean ... when she gets crazy ill just forward her to your address 8)