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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. You cover your mouth or I'll cover it for you!
  2. I need to clean my room
  3. well ... fuck you too sir
  4. I prefer Tree Trunks
  5. Guess its time to eat your feelings
  6. I guess ... I'll go peek into Babbling then?
  7. I usually just post while I'm at work ... sometimes I go home and post on a tablet
  8. You can make it! Or tell them you can't and leave early ... because fuck 'em thats why
  9. I never give reasons. I just say I need to take a personal day or PTO
  10. i hope so
  11. are you the fucking Human Torch because that toilet seat is destroyed ?!
  12. this was your idea!
  13. those are good movies !
  14. clearly i havent typed blow jobs enough
  15. ok! ill sell you for the parts but hope we dont crash because im fresh out of viagra and im billing for the full 4 hours
  16. no! i have my confidence back! if we crash we buy another one!!
  17. must be ... i did really tight turns in the parkinglot before i left and didnt hear anything. Thanks
  18. I always feel like stuff from ebay has peenie particles on it. or booty particles
  19. I guess it depends on how much money you got
  20. I dun wanna drive!! Clearly I'm bad at it
  21. Handy man ... mexican ... same right
  22. I like how they keep watching it like they're waiting for it to swim back.
  23. It was probably like this
  24. The oil or the vagina?
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