Vamped

spray

sad clowns?

stew in resentment for having my time wasted and then when the stew is ready I just ignore them for the rest of my life

I want Catbug on my car!! Fuck those other guys

Im gonna be at home with the porch lights off

fuck! I forgot to buy a store bought item for the office potluck Tuesday .... now I have to go back to the store when I get off tomorrow

all my stories just turn into mini sex scenes with no overlapping context

i already fell asleep on page 2

a milf

i cant ... i have a weak bladder. Sometimes i pee a little when i sneeze

women. I like my sexual partners to be well into adulthood

breakfast sandwich with the freshly squeezed blood of your enemies

go over there and take it but leave the money

You're going to have to wash if I'm putting anything of me close to an asshole Are dirty assholes the next porn craze .... 'cause if it is. Im out

I hear duct tape is pretty inexpensive

Im awkwardly aroused

.... too kinky for me ..... this time

I got no fucking sleep on nights. You think it would be cool, but everyone else is on a regular sleep schedule and they expect you to be too. I hated nights. I had a good day shift but went to 2nd shift to finish my internship. It wouldnt have been sooo bad but i have other things going on now that I've graduated and needed to be on days. Plus I hate having all that time before work starts. It just makes me dread going even more

Guess you just have to be patient. There are worse jobs

hardcore

but I feel like if they were real assholes or tight fisted they could argue anything was intentional misconduct. Just keep looking for something else. I haven't found a job social work related but I did just get promoted so I'll probably stick around until I get my masters

whatcha gonna do with the money?