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  1. You can go to work in my place. Now that you've shaved your face, no one will be able to tell the difference >.>
  2. Vamped

    What a day

    Normally I too would want to take over the world .... but these are unprecedented times and Im tired boss ... dog tired
  3. Vamped

    What a day

  4. Get yourself one of these
  5. The only time I went longer than maybe a hour without boob support was when the miniature was a newborn and I used to keep him in my shirt identical to this XD Gotta keep the girls holstered for everybody's protection
  6. I dont even have large boobs. If I dont keep them secure though.... things happen.
  7. I dunno man .... I can't be without a bra ... for ... uhm reasons
  8. I dont respond off hours.
  9. Now is as good a time as any to have drunk salon parties
  10. I just use it for game night so I dont fall asleep and miss everything ... and also because you cant be too mad when you wake up to baaaaaaby shark dodododododo
  11. So I realized Ive been setting my baby shark game night alarm 1 hr behind ... and fibbage is not Quiplash
  12. I have wine that I plan to open every Friday but never get around to actually doing it. I should probably just get those alcoholic caprisuns at this point
  13. Cant. I dont like feet
  14. So ... uhm ... is this a bad time to ask for a foot massage?
  15. W-what do you mean .... no? I... already set my alarm.
  16. The ocean XD
  17. Join the club. They gave out those papers to our package handlers, we administrators and the managers are supposed to be able to flash our badges
  18. They keep talking about us being essential employees ... I would like some essential pay
  19. Still trying to figure out how my parents dont have a deep freezer. I thought it was a staple. Literally they're the only black people I know without one.
  20. Lol submitted the picture of the screenshot
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