SwimModSponges

I like to sing along to the radio at work; most notably "I hope you find it." I do a really good Cher. And my Louis Armstrong "What a wonderful world" is right up there.

Hey so uh... The other day on the internet I saw a lady with no butthole.

Shame you're not autotrophic. Always wish I could be an autotroph.

It's the worship of time, ghostrek.

*sigh* Take out a pen and paper. Write the letter C. Beneath it, write ENT. Beneath that, write G. What am I?

Join my new religion ghostrek.

Oh my god you have no idea how much I want to do karaoke. It's been years since I last karaoked(pronounced 'carry-oaked'). There are so many songs I want to do. Hey we should get a thread to do karaoke in.

Everyone will die at the exact moment that they will die. Accept it.

here I was all excited.

Is this a riddle?

*waits patiently*

My mix: garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, paprika, crushed red pepper.

Never done sauce, but i have a blend of spices that tastes decent. Its all the spices in my spice rack. Put it on everything, everything tastes the same.

I remember the part where he was explaining the joke about the stewardess. I was actually just thinking about that scene the other day. We're on the same wavelength.

*vibrates excitedly*

Platypus makes sense, just a monotreme. Magical hair strength though. Odd.

I am a gimmick.

I thought the story ended when he miraculously re-grew his hair.

It just seems really arbitrary, is all.

Everywhere, man. You know your way of viewing the world is correct, right? Well so do the other couple billion of us. Each one unique, each one living its own truth. Each one catching brief snippets of the truths of others. Brief snippets. That's what you're judging the communication of others on. Brief snippets.

Eh, enough for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place.

Kids show from way back in the day. Its on YouTube, check it out. The intro song should give you a pretty good idea of what's up.

WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED.

It's getting way too hot in here.