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SwimModSponges

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  1. @somebody please move this to FFA, i have no idea how i got here.
  2. Do you give as much as you take, or do you favor one side of the equation?
  3. Got a chibi sponges lying around?
  4. I also enjoy lurking the online users section. It makes me feel like a secret agent.
  5. Or even maybe a middle name. Its under-utilized.
  6. 1. No credit card, cash only. 2. No cream. None at all. 3. Fuck peru go to Belize.
  7. Lactose fucks me up too. Just had a coffee with milk in it... butthole didn't like it.
  8. If i had to guess, theres a protein in there somewhere that just doesn't work with my insides.
  9. Just imagining some runny yellow yolks getting sopped up with some buttered toast, a side of hashbrowns... What i need to do is just set aside a day, nothing to do, no obligations, just a whole day i can dedicate to sitting on the toilet while my insides fight to get outside.
  10. Ive never played this new crop of shooters, but i will say this: theyve done wonders with digital genitals. Back in the days of Mass Effect porn it was mostly just models clipping together at the correct angles to imulate sex. Now though, these blue ladies are stretching out their holes and you can see inside of them. Thats some next gen shit right there.
  11. You gave me nothing, now its all I've got.
  12. I prefer tae kwon doug.
  13. I owe a few grand right now due to my epilepsy hospitalization and testing. That's after insurance. Its a blast.
  14. The next Elder Scrolls game in a few years.
  15. The mod who mods best mods least. Thats why i should be a mod- im not going to inject myself into the drama. Yeah, if something or someone goes against the values of our community the offending material will be removed, but im not going to make a big show of it.
  16. Gangsters paradise.
  17. Tonight on unsolved mysteries: find out who gives a shit about bogfoot. Update: it turns out nobody gives a shit so fuck him.
  18. Duct tape xenomorph.
  19. The man in the picture is clearly masturbating to the post.
  20. As if we never went wothout this. This is all there is, man.
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