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SwimModSponges

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  1. Get a potato, cut it into chunks, then bury them. You will get more potatoes, which you can then sell.
  2. Well, theres always the corner...
  3. Smuggle some cocaine into the country.
  4. Grains, on the other hand...
  5. I may have.
  6. You wouldnt believe how difficult it is to keep your crops alive- they need specific amounts of sun and water, not too much, not too little. Do you know which of my fields actually gives me the most headaches? My grains.
  7. 4:20. Heyo!
  8. It was surprisingly good. Here's another I'm a fan of:
  9. Hey, at least you aren't in Flint, right?
  10. How hard of a punch are we talking here? Because if a motherfucker harms my cat seriously, they won't be able to fuck their mother anymore, I'll guarantee it.
  11. Mesozoica and Prehistoric Kingdom. Mesozoica, I know you tried really hard to be an awesome Jurassic Park building simulator; and Prehistoric kingdom, you tried really hard to be a scientifically accurate Jurassic Park simulator, but Jurassic World Evolution has arrived to do what we've spent the last 15 years waiting for. Just throw in the towel, it's in good hands.
  12. Yeah that works. I mean, you could maybe, I don't know, throw something in there to make the quote more effective, memorable. "there's no fighting X. X is going to do Y, X has always done Y. There's nothing Z can do to stop it." Something like that, just kind of throwing stuff out there. It's your story, if you feel like it works, then it does. Hell, I wrote an entire chapter devoted to dinosaur rape.
  13. "The FUCK dude? Why would you, why the fuck would you DO THIS? FUCK! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then, holding my injured cat close to my chest, I reach out with my free hand, grasping at the man's throat. That's what I'd do.
  14. Somewhat relevant? https://www.npr.org/2018/05/01/605000881/on-adjustment-day-a-quick-horrifying-descent-into-madness
  15. https://www.npr.org/2018/05/01/605000881/on-adjustment-day-a-quick-horrifying-descent-into-madness
  16. No, the robots got sick of our shit and made their own country, then we attacked them.
  17. Lets all turn into orange goo.
  18. Im 6 foot something and 165 lbs. My seizure medication is an appetite depressant so ive taken to eating a small breakfast and then just one other meal throughout the day; usually something small as well.
  19. The refinery is cool.
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