nameraka

Wait... you mean the thing with the thing? pretty sure that’s illegal in my state.

I hate change.

Racist

you're repressing me with your patriarchal language.

have you seen the one where they encounter an alien but some kind of miscommunication or missing context results in conflict that can only be resolved through the contribution of an unlikely member of the crew? that's my favorite.

let's call it what it is. hawthorne is a bloody snooze.

yes. but it hasn't been discovered yet.

The owls are not what they seem.

Jesus. He was still alive?

Do you also go to roller derby looking for enlightened, intellectual conversation?

Niether. too light.

Probably embarrassed being seen in Applebee's.

I had nothing to do with it. maybe I should send a thank you card to my parents though...

my father is a baptist minister. until i was about 15, i genuinely thought i was the first person to discover they could be used for anything other than urination.

well, i mean, i am a u.s. citizen, so they aren't entirely wrong.

i was under the impression that where dicks were concerned forcing things was frowned upon.

they fired my wife for no reason. we'd both worked there for like 14 years at the time.

i have a large penis. yeah, i know this thread isn't about me, but i've never been able to work that into a conversation before, so...

At least I know wtf that means.

https://unevenedge.com/topic/54870-stop-simping/

Use real words.

A bit like a cat, today. Tomorrow, who knows.

and they were like rabbits but with hands? wow. it did not get enough sleep. fuck me; i'm tired...

sorry to say, that seems young to me even for a sock. i'm so old.