i've never been to LA, so LAX is out.
I will say a big ole fuck you to Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris. Fuck that place. Airports shouldn't smell like that.
So I have this theory that David Blaine is a real magician and he's using his magic to warp the fabric of reality. For example, I think he killed jfk but no one knows this because he keeps messing with the timeline.