Jump to content
Scheduled Downtime Sunday - Security Patch Update ×
UnevenEdge

nameraka

SwimIcon
  • Posts

    10438
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by nameraka

  1. Simple. Kevin Bacon and I share a birthday. So he fits into me. Wait...
  2. Worse. He's a Brony.
  3. See. This is exactly what he wants...
  4. So I have this theory that David Blaine is a real magician and he's using his magic to warp the fabric of reality. For example, I think he killed jfk but no one knows this because he keeps messing with the timeline.
  5. I also quote.
  6. Clearly witches are real and are made out of wood.
  7. still here. for now...
  8. That’s because they were all killed. 🤫
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSAyTP1t9bw
  10. shhh. you'll get us all killed...
  11. how else do you think that bullet ricocheted like that? MAGIC.
  12. No. I am your father.
  13. I thought I put it here. It was a conspiracy theory about David Blaine and the zodiac killer. Anyway, if you know where it is, could you drop me a hint or something? Thanks.
  14. You’ll be prepared when friar tuck refuses to let you cross the river, which seems likely.
  15. Roxette existed at one point.
  16. Mine is a bit of a departure from the original line. "Say literally again motherfucker. Say literally one more goddamn time."
  17. Dick jokes.
  18. shit. well i guess i'll have to throw my plans for a second post into high gear. maybe i can have something out by like the second week in february.
  19. you should probably unbate your breathing. it may be awhile.
  20. this is my first post of 2023. stick around for my second post. coming later in 2023. or 2024. who can say?
  21. i'm actually staying in 2022, so have fun.
  22. Neither is cannibal shaming
  23. Well, if it makes you feel better, most of my stuff is crap anyway.
  24. I mean, I can't live forever, right?
  25. What kind of bullshit is that?
×
×
  • Create New...