nameraka

Dude. This post is so deep, even I don't know what it's really about.

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So, you're saying I should rethink it a bit?

I accidentally banged mine on a shelf like a decade ago and it went away. I guess what I'm saying is that I could hit you repeatedly if you think it would help.

Yep. This is it.

Damn. That is a serious question.

beyond whether or not it would eventually work, i'm simply not interested in the creative "insights" of non-humans, even for entertainment.

The sexiest character in the whole show. Damn. I guess I'm a misandeiphile.

I believe the term you're looking for is misandrist, but I wouldn't expect you to know that.

Well, you see, back in the 90s mansplaining wasn't really a thing. It didn't really become a popular term until well into the 21st century due to the shift in social consciousness and the ubiquity of the internet. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Live long and prosper.

Honestly, I don't really remember what browser we had. Either way it took 45 minutes to load a page.

Dude. The internet was over by 1998. You practically missed it.

The internet is the future, bro. 😶

I don't see former raging alcoholic. At my peak I was up to about a fifth a day. I haven't had a drink in almost three years.

See, this is why pronouns are important. Is it "I fucked my water heater and i took a shit?" Or is it "I fucked my water heater and it took a shit?"

mcsweeney's did this for their list issue a few years ago. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bad-names-for-professional-wrestlers Personal favorites: The phonics expert The soup eater Morrisey

I... I could have sworn there was a number there... wtf?

I'm thinking about burying a time capsule for the alien race that discovers the uninhabitable burned out husk of a planet Earth will undoubtedly be in a hundred years or so. Then I'll probably recycle something.

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