nameraka

So, did anyone else get a rash? Just me?

Want to hate your hobbies? Try doing them for a living.

I don't remember mine from last night. Or the night before. Or the night before. Come to think of it, I'm not entirely sure I've slept this year.

wait. i'm pretty sure it's friday. wtf is this?

This is a metaphor, isn't it?

I knew it.

How the fuck does this keep happening?

Dude. I had a sausage and two small red potatoes. I don't know what you're on about.

Sleep? What is?

i need a review. https://www.walmart.com/ip/High-Fiber-Cereal-for-Breakfast-Snack-Low-Calorie-Original-9oz-Poop-Like-A-Champion/1323066181?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101038982&adid=22222222227000000000&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-51320962143&wl5=9009909&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=270329278&wl11=online&wl12=1323066181_101038982&veh=sem&gclid=CjwKCAjw8ZKmBhArEiwAspcJ7oqpBzewyBvqLB5kLNbk50BM9sDE4YAQt69T4jR_U41pFEbjCw0plBoC0bUQAvD_BwE

we got a whole weekend before us. how we gonna fuck it up?

i don't believe in the algorithm. you people and your silly superstitions.

That's better. Now paint me like one of your french girls.

You can't talk to me like that. I have diplomatic immunity.

Naomi?

I heartilly concur.

Yes, just not very much.

Charcuterie??? In this age? Unthinkable!

Doom!

Coincidence?

Deported.