nameraka

sorry dude. i'll have a glass of scotch for you. it won't make you feel any better of course, but i'll be too drunk to care about that.

man, why can't i have good dreams like that? in my dreams something's usually trying to eat me.

what's really frustrating is that i hear bits of conversation and then ask her about it the next day but she, of course, doesn't remember. ...that and when she laughs in her sleep. creepy as fuck...

until you get married and realize that she not only talks in her sleep but actually carries on entire conversations with (hopefully) imaginary people in her sleep. i haven't had a good night sleep in over 10 years.

i would live in a treehouse. i mean, if was a really sturdy tree.

???

i used to work for the dot (just in the summers while in college) and i don't remember ever being tested. but then it is nc. if you tested, who'd be left?

so just to speed this up, who here isn't on drugs?

yeah. you guys have fun with that.

but, what's the difference?

oh now, that's shitty.

idk. at least it's educational, right?

had to google. yeah. that does look kinda shitty.

oh god.

i know nothing of this. it does have a shitty title though...

oh yeah. that's the shit in a pretty package with a nice bow on it right there.

I know, right? I tried to join the troops when I was younger and they were like, "have you seen how thick your glasses are? no, of course you haven't. you can't fucking see shit. there's no way we're putting a goddamn gun in your hand; you'd kill us all." in hindsight, everyone dodged a bullet that day.

that actually looks like something i would watch, just in the background while i did something else.

there seems to be some kind of underlying message here. i'm not really able to pin it down though...

oh that just sounds like something that would be shitty.