nameraka

i vote we procrastinate until someone more motivational comes along.

still not done watching this. i started the week it came out. it's kinda boring.

motivate me to motivate you.

asshats.

You don’t decide. thats dale’s job. karen said so...

Just because we’re related doesn’t mean it’s ok to touch me there.

Unfortunately phones don’t seem to exist in this timeline...

You might not wanna tell sloth...

Well fuck me. I guess we’ll never find captain pete’s Treasure map now.

Yeah. And no nose.

I think I.m supposed to be Johnny this time.

Listen, have you seen Steve?

No. no we are not doing that.

From? From? shit. It got you too.

the power went out like an hour ago now all the clocks say 1:00 i think the power company broke the space time continuum...

they are like the unicorn of the dorito kingdom i haven't seen them anywhere in like six months. go team me...

maybe. i'm not complaining. 4 dollars is a chicken sandwich.

i don't think that would happen. it's a house. i think they've got some minority report tech...

no. we own. it shows up as a negative balance for $4 and change. I'd say maybe I overpaid, but I pay through the website which they prepopulate with the amount.

what does this mean? did they take some of their water back? do they know something about my future water usage that I don't? so confused...

who actually did let those goddamn dogs out? shit all over my lawn...

of the opinion that generational terms are completely meaningless and unnecessarily divisive. also i resent the title. "...because, facts" generational boundaries are completely arbitrary. how much sense does it make that you could have two people born one day apart falling on opposite lines of supposed generational divides despite the fact that their developmental experiences, the world that shaped them, etc would have been exactly the same? dumb. meaningless. stop it.