nameraka
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death by yogurt isn't really the way i wanna go out though. i was thinking something more like this.
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mine has an expiration date on it. the only food i know of that definitely doesn't expire is honey.
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well... i've eaten that shit now, so...
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excellent. so i can probably just mix it with the expired peanut butter and go at it. i need to go to the damn store.
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well, my mom always said i could be anything i wanted to be.
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that's right. i'm a dangerous mother fucker. seriously though, does anyone know how far past the sell by date you can eat this shit without contracting death?
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Fellow humans? Are they healthy or are they degraded? I ask for a friend who is also a fellow human.
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i'm more of a whiter shade of pale.
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gonorrhea is pretty common actually. unless it's an antibiotic resistant strain, of course.
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"over the counter drugs may contribute to male infertility"
nameraka replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
Unfortunately it can also lead to erectile disfunction. but, i guess that would work too? -
Would you stay with someone that cheated on you?
nameraka replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
No. I broke up with a girl once because a guy gave her his number and she took it. -
Well, someone finally called it. This shit just got real.
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gross?
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oh no. oh HELL NO!!!
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i thought it was the caffeine enema.
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Half my problems could be solved with a hammer.
nameraka replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Free-For-All
always remember that the pen is mightier than the sword and the sword is mightier than the hammer. unless it's this hammer. -
i believe the word you're looking for is scrumdiddlyumptious. first coined by roald dahl in charlie and the chocolate factory.
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pretty sure you're thinking of scampi
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can't stop thinking about this.
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you're thinking of scrapple. you don't play it. you eat it.
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no, no. that's scrabble.
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i just like saying squabble.
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also, every girl i've ever been with was a virgin beforehand. it's true. they told me so.
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but... that means i have a chance...
