nameraka

group shot. you have to look really close...

aaand he's asleep. that didn't take long...

tried to just straight upload the pic, but it was taking too long. will try again later.

sammich.pdf

on the upside, however, my wife is finally getting me a sammich...

still waiting...

uh sure...

still no kitten... where is my kitten?

it will be an indoor cat, so i'll only look like an idiot to the dog.

my wife's sister's cat gave birth to a litter on my wife's birthday, so it was a foregone conclusion that we were taking one. we've decided to call it sam (boy) but can't agree on what sam is short for. (except not samuel. who calls a cat samuel?)

Retroactive from about 1994.

!!!

Anyone remember muscle men?

i have done this. also before you put your contacts in.

images on my ipad. they were moving and there was sound.

but... shazam...

scotch my blood is 40% scotch

you can be an atheist; just don't be a condescending prick about it like some people i could name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Afterlife_places

i'm gonna build it.

valhalla always sounded like more fun than heaven. as long as i don't reincarnate, i'll be fine. one lifetime on this shitpile of a planet has been one too many.