nameraka

close. i'm from florida branch of the family. made our money in rum running. now we own a chain of convenience stores that are really fronts for meth labs. we are the american dream.

this is convenient. i mostly just want to be drunk.

except for when you've got like a sandwich from the deli and a drink and get stuck behind 4 old people who can't technology and all of them are trying to check out their entire month's supply of groceries by themselves and the employee working the self checkout has to keep bouncing from one terminal to the next like a frenetic hamster because the goddamn octogenarians can't figure out how to ring up rutabaga, like any sane person even buys that. And you haven't eaten in 47 hours and your blood sugar is flooring like you're going to pass out any second and these stupid old fucks could've just gone through the normal line and gotten the help they clearly fucking need... but no. they have to try and prove something. FUCK YOU OLD PEOPLE. I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN STICK YOU IN A NURSING HOME RUN BY THE ARGENTINE CHILDREN OF ESCAPED NAZI WAR CRIMINALS WHO KEEP YOU CHAINED TO YOUR BEDS FOR 23.5 HOURS A DAY SO THAT YOU CAN CONTEMPLATE WHY EXACTLY YOU NEEDED TO PURCHASE 44 LBS OF CANNED GOODS LIKE IT'S STILL THE FUCKING DEPRESSION. NO WONDER YOU GRANDKIDS NEVER VISIT ANYMORE YOU SAD FUCKS. FUCK OLD PEOPLE. THEY'RE THE REMNANTS OF FORMERLY VIBRANT HUMAN BEINGS WHO USED TO GO TO CLUBS AND READ INTERESTING BOOKS AND HAVE IDEAS AND INTERESTS AND FUCKING AMBITION. AND NOW THEY JUST EXIST TO REMIND US OF OUR OWN FUCKING MORTALITY. FUCK I AM GOING TO DIE!!!

you watch your language.

naw. not really.

It’s TOO not TO you bastard!

Oh yeah. Fried pickles are the shit.

i'm gonna call not shitty on this. would definitely try.

that seems like it would take effort. effort makes me mad.

my secret is that i'm a moderate so i'm always angry...

and of course that's really a thing. http://www.sickipedia.net/

well you could go to chick-fil-a win-win.

there is no santa claus but there was more details on wikipedia.

people suck i ain't givin' them shit.

wow. that was, like, so mean.

do it. i can take it. i need to vent my spleen.

what i was thinking of when i made the post.

i know right? why do people have to people all over everything? fuckin' people...

There should be a law.

They tried but pod 6 was jerks and the whole thing blew up.

cons always look so fun and then i remember that i don't like being around other people.