nameraka

oh i do know some shit...

you know. i'm in the fbi...

strongly right handed. there's only one thing i do with my left...

Yeah. The name Samson was supposed to be ironic. He was the runt and his mom was tiny. This picture was about a month ago. He's not much bigger. Our dog's name is Darby. My wife likes to buy him Halloween costumes. He doesn't seem to mind.

yay! now I can go break old mr. smith's living room window and blame it on the johnson kid!

*holds out bag*

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yes. no. what is real? what is love?

we covered that already.

well it isn't doing a very good job...

well. that's depressing.

wait. is this your mom?

goddamitt, pull yourself together!

whether or not you liked it is only half the equation.

whiskey though cleavage is also nice... ooh... whiskey & cleavage...

your mother.

You did it again!

I vote no. Henson's dead. As is Bowie.

Samson looses control of his bowels in the car. I had to drop him at the vet on my way to work the other day...

We all float down here...