nameraka

you lose. i've seen it and i already like it.

i hate this because it is utterly incomprehensible and i hate mornings.

it can't be. i am prettier than that man.

i don't know who that is, but i'm very disappointed that i'm not being lied to.

yes. also, my parents live near there. it's not as uncommon as you would think.

depends on whether or not i could afford the power bill this month.

also, you have a one house buffer...

i just like making people happy...

people i am watching diners drive ins and dives... fucking help me here.

and i will watch it for five minutes, wander away bored, and tell you why i hate it. i have netflix and hulu.

any chance you can involve pets?

i assume she's human but is not pictured on screen. sorry.

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS!!!

Len Dawson. I could totally take a 83 year old.

they were on clearance. i wouldn't get shit anyway.

i initially read this as family receipt and was like, wait... i can return them?

there's only one in the whole game.

this confirms my theory that bandits are fucking stupid.

who the fuck is stocking all these thousand year old crypts with barrels full of fresh fruit and vegetables? or are the draugr running small independent organic sustainable farms in their spare time? if so, i want a piece of that action. think of it. the bannered mare could be the cruelty free, antibiotic free, locally sourced hipster mecca of skyrim. i would be fucking rolling in it...

no. less. job applications sometimes result in money.

i point out to people how wrong they are in the hope they'll feel badly about it and make fewer mistakes in the future.

wait... what do you mean? that's not possible. i mean, you expect me to believe you can go without breathing for 45 minutes too?

nothing weird really. crawfish? the mailman?