nameraka

no big. here you go.

i mean other than whoever paid off the refs in the rams/saints game...

the gateway to your next workweek.

well... that backfired on both of us.

perfect. why didn't i think of that?

yeah. you can just keep those. thanks.

that's a great idea. wish you'd told me that beforehand.

Tell me your great idea, and I'll steal it.

Your mummy...

no. it's just fucking friday. that's all. live with us here in shitty reality. you'll hate it.

Shit. Its futile. If only I had brought tools to fix it instead of all these flotation devices and life rafts. I guess we're just fucking doomed.

*bails furiously*

I feel this helped but I'm not sure how...

don't just stand there pointing and laughing call someone.

i already have that one.

tried this the other day. was pretty good.

The worst kind of people...

not as rude as that "good morning" shit they try to pull. who the fuck even says that?

i hate you. fuck off and die.

a lot of people have pissed on the alamo... about the time the mexican army breached the walls.

I've tried this. I passed out.

recommend one. preferably one that doesn't make my penis explode.

oh yeah. i remember hearing that on an oldies station at some point. i spent several years looking for this one. it was harder to figure that shit out pre-internet. i knew it was sarah mclachlan, but i couldn't find it on any of her albums.

i think that only counts as manly if you eat it raw.

you should be careful. aquaman doesn't take kindly to people talkin' smack about his lady that way.