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Have you seen a platypus?

I don't have one I am one.

Sorry to hear that. That's never fun.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28569438/kobe-bryant-dead-helicopter-crash Fuck me...

i'm actually bidramatic, melopolar, but i get ya.

i think we could all use a hug.

I welcome you to the Miami dolphins. And I apologize.

I call narcolepsy.

this thread is reserved for skeletor memes, discussions about skeletor, and conspiracy theories about skeletor's sex life.

Now get out there and spread that plague.

😐

i don't think kevin is in bed with sophie in the preview clip. not that i watch that show... *leaves*

Not if we stop lollygagging.

Cattywampus. And I mean that sincerely.

Yes. This one. You're weird.

*self immolates*

had no shame as a kid. really liked the intro song to heathcliff, though. yeah, i know. it was a goddman garfield knockoff.

*reboots*

*posts*

my way too early for this shit postseason prediction. panthers sign tom brady, trade newton to NE, draft Justin Herbert in round 1. if this happens, i am owed 50 bucks from each of you. because i really need the money. 🙁

*drools on you"

actually i worked at papa johns when i was in college. if i craved anything it was one of those giant cans of super salty pepperocinis

jesus. yeah, i visited wyoming once. there were more elk than people. actually, now that i say that, it sounds kind of nice.