RollFizzlebeef

Because pipes is old peoples cigars and therefore dildoes?

They're all lizard-human hybrids anyway. We're fucked no matter what.

Cor! I just ate a bug! I'm being environmentally friendly, innit?

They both sound like they already were abducted and experimented on so much that they thought it was funny to send them back without returning them back to normal just to see what we would think. Either that or the entire ruling class is just made up of lizard-human hybrids.

I like Wednesdays. Wednesdays are fun.

I agree. The environment sucks ass.

Someday, I will get a PS5 and the deluxe edition of both College Football 25 and Madden 25. Someday soon, hopefully.

Some guy walked in saying "give me those COUNTERMEASURES!" all supervillain-like, huh?

4.) 5.) You bang on a drum screaming "LALALALALA!" at the top of your lungs until he sobs uncontrollably while curled up in the fetal position.

I'm currently watching Fugitive Alien on the Mystery Science Theater 3000 FOREVER-a-thon YouTube stream. How does it feel to be the cool kid, you ask? I guess it feels okay. I don't know.

You're squirrel abuse.

No.

I need to rewatch Blake's 7 someday. But do I really need to get BritBox just to do that? God, I hope not.

No. Oh. It already happened. Well, the joke's on you because the answer is still no.

Hello. I wish to change my name to RollFizzlebeef.

Magic?

I know him more from the Flash Gordon movie that featured a music soundtrack by Queen than anything else. Still, Rest in Peace, sir.

I present to you my Siberian husky Pretty Girl. (Not the name I would’ve chosen, but she was given to me.)

Yes! lol

Tomorrow is here!

I’m trying a new place that makes Philly Cheese Steak sandwiches, and it’s just down the road from my house.

This belongs in Current Events, dude.

Wrong section, bubby.

Blue Bell is the best! (Of course, I’m from Texas and I’ve eaten it my whole life since it’s a Texas staple so I’m biased.)