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Sounded like I was in Bakhmut last night.

LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A GRENADE!!!

Nana nana nana nana nana nana na - cat pan!

Sounds kinda familiar

I eat an apple and I'll cleanse alright. I'll spend the next 4 hrs in the can.

If I recall correctly, radio dj Fred Winston named his cat "baseball head".

Cheech & Chong fans might recognize the opening lyric, but their second line is different.

If I mentioned my name at all, it would be backward masked, like in J Geils "No Anchovies, Please".

On the contrary, I do, but it's been a couple of years.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nhl/chicago-blackhawks-general-manager-gives-interview-as-kyle-from-chicago/ar-AA1dgPFh https://twitter.com/CRoumeliotis/status/1675187077183356928

Got mine done around 1pm local. Came inside & thought I heard thunder, it's been raining on and off since. We had a small chance of rain (we're down around 7" for the year) and I didn't hold out much hope. Now there's flash flood watches just to the west of us. Climate change weather is crazy.

Double burger with bacon and cheddar, onion rings & cane sugar Dr. Pepper.

Used to get that. It's ok for a little while but that solid wall of chocolate keeping me from the ice cream goodness got on my nerves.

Ain't that the truth?

I don't know why this cracks me up, but it does.

Since yesterday morning - my mind is running 5 days fast

Easy mistake to make. I think I've gotten a packaged blueberry muffin at least 3 times and opened it up just to find it was fuzzy with mold. Blech.

*produces a vodka and movable object block* Not partaking of the Bacardi shots, eh? NP: https://youtu.be/dXH10In1AFY

Magnificent Knight in ancient Egypt. (assuming they meant first name) That's right...I'm Batman!