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Not good on the mic, so he gets Heyman.

Rolf Harris classic

Sounds like you've never had good guac. I feel sorry for you.

And yet, they could save your life.

Remake of The Shining? Or is this Damien Thorn?

Uhhh, no...not creepy in the slightest...

Afraid it will break open with an exact replica of yourself?

All kinds of wrong with this statement.

https://www.amazon.com/Dog-Suds-RESTAURANTS-INDIANA-12-Ounce/dp/B001IW08M4

Find yourself either a "Farm & Fleet" or a "Cost Plus World Market" Both sell individual glass bottles of soda. I recommend "Dog & Suds".

http://loweringthebar.net/2018/07/breached-contract-by-dying.html

I remembered "Emperor" first - mainly because they made such a big deal about how gory it was supposed to be.

Well, in a way - Trump can't take a breath without a lot of people either cheering or going apopletic.

Emperor Of The North, The Wild Bunch & The Posideon Adventure.

My Father sells Men's Prophylactics My Mom pokes the hole with a pin My Sister performs the abortions My gosh, how the money rolls in Rolls in, rolls in, my gosh how the money rolls in (rolls in) Rolls in, rolls in, my gosh how the money rolls in! (National Lampoon)

Frozen coffee drink for me (Mocha Javalanche).

Sure - С П А С Е: Т Н Е Ф И Н А Л Р Р О Н Т Я Е RE Т Е С Е А Р Е Т Е В О У А Г Е С О Р Т Н Е Н Т А Р С З Р Е Н Т Е Р П Р И С ЕЕ Я Т С К О Н Т И Н У И Н Г М И С С И О Н: Т О Е Х Р Л О Р Е С Т Р А Н С Е Н Е З З О Р л Д С, Т О С Е Е К О У Т Н Е Ш Л И Ф Е А Н Д Н Е Ш С I V I L I З.А. Ц И О Н С Т О Б О Л Д Л У Г О Ш Е Р Е Н О О Н Е Н А С О О Н Е Б Е Ф О Р ЕЕ

Just realized "Target" is capitalized. I guess I won't go shopping after all.

Excellent advice, but don't just document them, you'll want to print the pictures and have the landlord sign & date them.