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tsar4

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  1. No idea, never seen the show (looks dumb), but wouldn't be surprised.
  2. ??? The pic is from "It's a Wonderful Life" - Sheldon Leonard played the Bartender at "Martini's" when George was with Clarence the Angel. (Sheldon was also a bigwig involved in a lot of 60's TV shows, like "The Dick Van Dyke Show".
  3. heh, Sheldon Leonard!
  4. "Our Pure Essence"
  5. Gay 90's (yes, really)
  6. Hide the Tuna.
  7. Then talk to her, I'm pretty sure she'd be close by.
  8. Every moment provides an opportunity to begin anew. Let it go & start over.
  9. Yeah, those class action lawsuits always move the goalposts. I did that one against that telemarketed free cruise ship deal. Used the website that checks your number & tells you if you were called. It said I was (and I probably was) so I entered the suit and it said that was all I'd have to do. FF to a couple months ago & they move the goalposts, stating I have to come up with documented proof they called me - from almost a decade ago.
  10. Who knew he'd fall so low?
  11. "Death on Two Legs"?
  12. Happy birthday thingy.
  13. Had it happen twice. Both times, both credit cards were all over it. I also had the Equifax check & did the dark web check. Thankfully, the data that was out there was from a decade ago, the first time my cards got compromised. Pretty much did the same as you - froze everything, got new cards (then) and set up alerts. Amex is hypervigilent about things that seem out of the norm as far as purchases. Citibank surprised me in alerting me just by noticing I had supposedly purchased gas over 200 mi away, then 10 min later bought a haircut where I live. Very pleased they jumped on it.
  14. A little "Epitath" in the morning....smells like utter defeat.
  15. You should call out some bangers and a couple cartels. That would be ultimate alpha.
  16. This doesn't just belong in Sports either, because it is so FREAKIN' AWESOME!
  17. Your own fault, you did exactly what it said, and I quote: "I think bedtime is going to come early tonight." by midnight
  18. Ugh. That had to be the most unsympathetic & repulsive character it's ever been my misfortune to come across in an assigned reading. Naturally it was the teacher's favorite book. Meanwhile, I was reading Vonnegut in my spare time, unfortunately no teacher I had ever assigned him. I did, however, have a Professor in college that looked like Vonnegut's twin. "Art Appreciation", he showed the original "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" in class (silent) and played a recording of music that I found very haunting. After class, I asked him what it was..."It's Tangerine Dream, but it's slowed waaaaaaay down". The way he said it reminded me of Prof. Jennings in "Animal House".
  19. Whoever this is, I raise a toast to them!
  20. What's the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the ground? sfx: spitting noise
  21. And your toothbrush...and all over the house...
  22. tsar4

    Earworm...

    My Alma Mater (Northern Illinois) is playing the Utah "Utes". Every time the announcer says "Utes", I hear Fred Gwynn as Judge Chamberlain Haller, "Uh... did you say 'yutes'?" in my head. It was funny at first, but it's becoming annoying.
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