tsar4
-
Posts
13912 -
Joined
-
Days Won
55
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Everything posted by tsar4
-
-
I can't eat eggs, but sometimes i really want to.
tsar4 replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Free-For-All
Do you also have problems with Onions & Garlic? It could be the sulfur. -
-
"Daddy, Mommy told a lady to "$(#%&@@(*%*!"...what does that mean?"
-
No that is a problem with all phones - they will tell you your phone is "at risk" if you don't have the latest update. Apple only pushed it harder with their throttling of older phones.
-
True, but the phone companies force the issue by only providing so many updates, then telling you your phone is at risk if you don't have the latest software - so you must buy the latest phone to have the latest software. That's bullshit! Besides, if I drop a grand or more on a phone, I should be able to put whatever I want on it, not what someone dictates. Especially if I can keep getting updates on my 'outdated' (aka 2 year old) phone.
-
What's the point of having a bunch of crap I never use on my phone? Especially when that crap tracks stuff. Can't wait for the day when the phone companies get hit with a "planned obsolescence" charge.
-
Better than all that bloatware crap.
-
Get back to me when they have an unlockable bootloader.
-
"That was another episode of 'How to make friends and influence people'. Thanks for reading!"
-
I get the house to myself for a few hours, and I feel like shit
tsar4 replied to midnight's topic in Free-For-All
Disco poisoning you so she can be with zeni? -
'cause Florida.
-
Think mine is 14 yrs old. Still going strong. I've only had to run vinegar through it twice in that period.
-
...see the sights! https://wgntv.com/2018/09/20/florida-residents-upset-over-nudist-neighbor-doing-yard-work/
-
You could open with a prop gag. Take a spool of receipt paper up with you stashed in a pocket & say that the management told you there's an SJW convention in town and provided a list of things not to joke about - pull out the receipt paper and "accidentally" have it unspool offstage.
-
Think it's been overdone. Same for jokes about the evil bad guy telling the hero his plans rather than killing him outright.
-
"A friend in need.... ...is a royal pain in the ass!"
-
-
If ya drink enough Rum, you won't care you got scurvy.
-
-
-
Nope - but Sept 19th is always International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
-
In the Key of "Arrrrrrrrrrr"!
