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College Dumpster Diving wasn't about being poor, necessarily. For some, it meant having more money to hit the bars with.

Never went "Dumpster Diving", though a lot of people I knew in college did...until McD's started putting a padlock on the dumpster lids at night.

I figured it would take a while, having had to clean a "Slush Puppy" machine, but even those (circa 1975) had an automated setting where you poured in some proprietary cleaning solution and hit a button. Exterior wipe down doesn't take that long.

I would think you'd launch that as soon as personnel get there, before actually opening the location. What? Does it take 24 hours to run & have to be performed daily?

You forgot sinkholes.

https://mcbroken.com/

...I dare you! https://streamable.com/nkqyf5

Got 'em in Illinois. Try places most people don't think to look - like Ace Hardware.

Who are you calling a quart?

Nope. I have to grab it before 2 of the 4 cats run into the kitchen to play with the cube - KITTY HOCKEY!

I guess as a kid it was homemade potato pierogis. During College, I guess egg pancakes (crepes). I didn't make them often, I kinda lost my nerve after finding dead roaches in the flour.

...and we're damn proud of it!

You were supposed to wait for the "HOW DUMB ARE THEY?" cue.