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Considering the people who are abducted mostly have "-Bob" as part of their first name, it could be the only Religion they know from us.

It would be hilarious if, upon hearing the whole dogma of it, they busted out laughing.

You shouldn't owe on the stimulus, you only have to report receiving it. If you hold out, and Biden comes through, you'll get that $1,400 third stimulus installment to use to pay your taxes.

"A little song, a little dance...a little seltzer down your pants."

Oooh, you got the Bernie!

Duh...

...during the Plague...while stuck in isolation at home. You should come up with something to torture HS students with in future years.

That's how he made the jump from one show to the other.

Well, let's see...besides the Bondo incident, I've used a tennis ball can with the ends cut off to reconnect muffler pipe with 2 u-bolts. I've assisted in doing a brake job (pump the brakes when my friend said to do so). I've repaired the AC compressor on my 79 Camaro by back tracking the wires from the compressor to a connection that was loaded with dirt - cleaning it solved the AC issue. I've jerry-rigged a power amp & portable auto-reverse cassette player into being my car stereo (after someone stole my $200+ in-dash stereo). I've stopped a running engine by pulling the distributor wire (protip - don't do that, it hurts & can kill you), when the keys were locked in the car. Yeah, nobody's gonna hire me as an auto mechanic.

Over a frickin' year. The most the ones I'd be a great fit for have ghosted me. Age thing, I'm sure.

Borked - haven't heard that phrase in a while. Cleaning up after someone, particularly if they checked out long before leaving, is always so much fun. Good on you for fighting through it for others!

So, according to major employment websites, positions that I've had years of experience in - I'm not a match, or at best, fair. However, things I've never done or have the slightest training for - good match! Like Medical Device Engineer, Fiber Optic Technician, Anesthesiologist (just let Dr. Tsar hit you in the head with this hammer repeatedly), Auto Body Mechanic (I messed with Bondo on my first car, the results were less than impressive), OB/GYN (I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no baby), Nuclear Operations for the Navy (what does this button do?). WTH? I think they need to work on their algorithms.

So, it's not like PRNDL?

Dustin Diamond (44) from cancer.

Update: My Mom said that one of her cats stood outside the bathroom last night and turned its head slowly, like it was following something around the room, finally stopping when it was looking at the heat vent. The cat went in there and yowled this morning for about 3 minutes.

'nuf sed

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