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As you go about your day in Chicago, watch for falling gigantic spiders.

Nah, his first name was Buick.

FYI - Chipotle is having a BOGO if you have been vaccinated. You have to say "Friends BOGO".

Wolf Spider...

Better Chiang Kai-Shek yourself before the Sun Yat-Sens tonight!

We've been kinda ill here for a few days and wondering why...now we know. 2 bags, one opened recently. Nasty little bug. https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/04/health/tyson-chicken-recall-possible-listeria/index.html

Let's see - there were chocolate cigarettes, with the paper wrapper making them look like filtered ones. There were the ones you bought, chalky stuff. And there were fake cigarettes, made like real ones but stuffed with powdered cotton so you could look like you were smoking. Oh, and bubble gum cigars.

If she makes the "whoopie"/"speed it up" (tv production floor direction) finger gesture - HIT YOUR BRAKES...she's gonna make a U-turn.

Ernie or Gomer?