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Apparently all Russian tanks need is a crank to play music...

To be fair, "SIM cards" and "The Sims" is an easy mistake, I suppose.

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2022/04/25

Russia's GRU played the long game in setting up for war with Ukraine

No more than the usual quantity of robins here. Other than the birds that over-wintered (Mourning Doves, House Finch, Wrens, Junkos & Chickadees) here I heard a Blue Jay nearby. They never seemed to check out the feeders for some reason. Oh, I heard an Owl a few nights ago & we have a Hawk that patrols the area & has tried to get at the birds at the feeders occasionally. The Flicker & the Woodpeckers haven't been around the last couple years.

Sorry, I only partly know Control M. And that I had to piece together pretty much on my own.

They're having us take them down again, due to the Avian Flu. There's hundreds of dead birds in and around a lake a few miles away.

Zelenskyy - "As for the supply of weapons, we don't care what Russia thinks about this. Although they themselves delivered a lot of equipment to us - we remember how they threw their weapons and ran away."

For those who know... ...if you don't, google her and be amazed.

Somebody's pissed...

It's not like he is just a foreign policy analyst -

So, April 2030 is your next one.

I only need one -

There's a tic tok out there of a Ukrainian soldier attempting to disarm an IED. He carefully removes the explosive pack from the triggering mechanism, peels back the paper and finds... ...a block of wood! Good ol' Oligarchs - pocketing money from the Federation, delivering garbage and screwing up their Furher's "Special Operation".

At least you know it's coming. Easter moves around a lot. It fell when I turned 18 (legal drinking age at the time). Had to wait a week to party with friends - then 3 months later I was no longer legal, the state upped the age to 21 with no grandfather clause. I probably won't be around for the next time. I'd be 102.

I'll bet none of you have had the "honor" of Easter falling on your birthday (3x). Lots of fun when you're a kid to get nothing but Easter baskets as birthday gifts. I have an aversion to chocolate-covered marshmallow eggs and Peeps to this day.