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Some poor Russian pensioner with a walker and an oxygen tank coming soon to the front lines.

You can get anything you want, excluding Alice *slides over a shot of Polmos Warszawa Rectified Spirit*

Would you like it to?

I ain't done yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ3eJxaRZXU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGjJVcrKQU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0OwvsP0ek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFU-FJzPE80 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm2N2nHqITY Something to ease the savage brain.

*delivers a properly made Bloody Mary & some fries*

*hands you a shot of bailey's in an egg shaped chocolate shot glass.

*serves up Nemiroff* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hqGu-leFc

*slides the order on the bar* Lemme know if you ever feel up to a "Chicago Handshake".

https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/are-there-heavy-metals-in-milk-chocolate-a1095452037/ https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/chocolate-makers-urged-to-get-lead-cadmium-out-of-products-a6449371819/

Might it be the same thing I have in common with those I posted yesterday?

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4iCDQi-pzM

That depends on the Maker. My paternal grandmother worked for the Original Mars. Their chocolate didn't burn in my throat like Hershey's did and still does. Ethel M. chocolates grew out of Forrest Mars' boredom in retiring from Mars.

That's being generous.

There's a problem in the bar

*Rufus T. Firefly enters, sees Captain Spauldings at the far end of the bar, and recognizing him, turns and exits...but not before Spauldings sees Firefly and chases out the door after him*

Everything I've heard about Ethel M. (Mars) Chocolate's is that they will show how weak Hershey is by comparison.

FSB leaked emails - "Total Cleansing of Ukraine"

*raises a Bailey's & Coffee* Here's to Diana Ross, Vikki Lawrence, Sandra Day O'Connor, Steven Tyler, Martin Short, John Stockton, Alan Arkin, Kiera Knightley, Bob Woodward, the late James Caan, Teddy Pendergrass, Johnny Crawford, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Frost, Sterling Hayden ("Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper"), Strother "What we have here...is a failure to communicate" Martin, & Duncan Hines ... ...but especially to Jennifer Grey and Marcus Allen... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdOPhTHeoE

*raises an eyebrow* Considering we only have Bottles and on-tap, this should be interesting.

I'm good. Clipboard refused to release a previous copy. Every paste was the same thing, but I made it submit to my will.

*tsar returns from the back, bruised & bleeding...delivers the order & cracks open a Green River* Sorry, I was having computer issues. NP:

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAIHSqiwAA *tsar raises a shot and nods toward the ceiling* Happy Birthday, Bela.