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You misspelled garlic bread.

Glad to know you admit to being wrong & are ok with it.

Yay, I don't have to after all. My lone reason for voting (an Illinois constitutional amendment) failed. However, I'm now considering selling my future votes. Since nobody I've voted for in the last 5 elections wins, I figure the parties will pay me to vote for the opposition candidate! Dear FBI - it's a joke, get a sense of humor.

I'm already set to wake up tomorrow and call "Shenanigans"!

Coward! Stay here & tough it out like the rest of us.

Wonder if the creator of Jenga ever played "Blockhead!"? It's kinda the reverse of Jenga, where you build a tower with oddly shaped blocks.

Unless that snake has the proper postage on it, that is an illegal use of a postal box. They'll be in trouble with the USPS.

Your Mom was named after a fictional country in a Marx Bros. movie?

The fact that he gets the yips about throwing to first made this all the better/funnier...

Next to Freedonia.

No love for "The Longest Day"?

Mother doesn't think you deserve candy.

I'd have walked too. If I had gone out, it would have been to get away from anything political.

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