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You got it! *Fixes another shot* NP: https://youtu.be/lvR1YgT7QYs

Whoever responded when we'd get hacked on a weekend.

Candy Capital of the US was one of the nicknames that Chicago lost over the years - Mars, Brach's, Curtiss, Wrigley, Ferrara, and a bunch of others were headquartered there. Beer Capital of the US was another.

I used to drive past the Ferrara Pan factory often, even applied to them when I was laid off.

One cut Eddie's lemon coming up. *sets up drink with a small tray of lemonheads* NP: https://youtu.be/zvMFm5nKeUc

But you're a Dudette!

https://www.waywordradio.org/apple-core-baltimore-variation/

Dude - that was my skull!!!

*sets up a vodka pineapple* NP: https://youtu.be/W4ZDQ43tWes

YOU can have anything you want, despite this not being Alice's Restaurant. *delivers the drink" NP: https://youtu.be/rPAhV9gRalU

Before anyone heard of Steve Jobs

Couple years ago during the shutdown - covid-length hair, the longest I ever let it grow.

"I am the quaint olde innkeeper - do you remember me? Has anything been happening since I went off to be alone out in the woods just like some happy little elf? You can't go drinking beer all night and keep it to yourself!" - "Hansel, Gretel, Ted, and Alice (an opera in one unnatural act)" - PDQ Bach.

"This just in: Missing Chinese scientist found in dead in Russia below open window."

To the best of my knowledge, 0. Who knows, it's not like I know anybody's real name or that [asmb] or this place would come up in a conversation. That being said, a friend of mine was in a bar in Chicago and got into conversation with the guy sitting next to him. They got along pretty well and then discovered they had a strange connection. The guy's father was the one who fired my friend from a retail management job about 100 miles away from Chicago. "Of all the gin joints..."

Dick Armey

A friend of mine and I thought about buying a corner bar in Chicago and naming it "Paradise Lost".

I was one of those people. PHF was funny, Milk Chan was meh. I still crack up at the Annoying Hot Dog.

*plops a shot in front of Gemini* NP: https://youtu.be/G2UDP4arfHM

I saw one outside of Chicago proper called, "He's Not Here".

Remember you and you're wrong - every person that visited or visits here is an "important part".

*Pulls out a horse needle and a vial of some clear liquid* Arm or Ass? Oh wait, you meant a drink, didn't you? *Hastily hides everything and pours a shot of Jameson*