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Exactly how is that song a "sample"? He uses the entire musical portion, not just a "sample".

The guy that ripped off Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise", then got upset when Weird Al ripped off "Gangsta Paradise" to make "Amish Paradise".

It was in the fine print of the votes they cast to become part of Russia.

Not sure about the Russian business model: First we're going to piss a bunch of people off at us by conscripting them into a hot war. Then we're going to hand them loaded weapons or put them in armed tanks.

96% of the 18% they were successful in coercing into voting.

In another video taken by a Russian soldier, he showed the AKs they were given...all rusty.  

And ABC reported they're showing the residents what box to check...

"Glad to hear it, here's your conscription papers..."

Oh those funny Russians...

Yep, all over the Chicago news - the Huckster claimed the Chicago Trump tower was "worthless" for tax purposes, but was also using it for collateral for loans. The only thing "worthless" about it was the name on the Tower.

How to release a number of agents into another country. 1) Create a pretext for conscription. 2) Allow tons of "citizens" to flee the country. 3) Imbed agents within the fleeing horde. 4) Why you looking here, there's no number 4. 5) PROFIT!!!

You got it back-asswards, chief. You get the diarrhea for causing harm to another.

For starters, intentionally hurting others now causes explosive diarrhea...

There must be some kinda way outta here...

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The "Sampson" option - Bring the house down on everyone, including yourself.

What? No Aluminum Foil?

The perfect response is Biblical. Tell him to remove the board from his eye before telling you about the tiny piece of speck in yours (Matthew 7:5). Then hit them in the face with a board.

She'll shoot your eyes out, kid!