resurrected

If you didn't have a dress shirt, tie and coat on, with just your underwear, then you're zooming wrong.

Something definitely was up there.

The fact that tonight is misspelled in this title has irked me since day one. Mike Tyson would bite your ear off for that.

Just put some Hustler's and Highlights on the table. Larry Flynt is dead. Those things should be sold at cost now.

There might be some interracial mummy porn out there somewhere. Now my interest is piqued.

https://www.bargainbookswholesale.com/categories/african-american-interest I don't know what category of books or whatever, if it even matters, so I just did a generic ass Google search. This was the best I could find, unless it's kid's books. There's a shit ton of those out there for wholesale prices.

Points automatically deducted for Diesel as an action hero, since every single Fast and Furious movie is the exact same movie. Points removed for the XXX trilogy, where he was replaced by Ice Cube in the second one, then comes back to finish the trilogy in the third one. Points off for the Chronicles of Riddick series, because fuck those movies. They all sucked. Points off for the Marvel Universe, because as aforementioned, "I am Groot'' are the only words mumbled by this dude, and he still couldn't avoid Thano's ''snap.'' Even the directors couldn't take another hour of "I am Groot.'' Automatically loses all credibility for The Last Witch Hunter. +1 point for Bloodshot because it wasn't a terrible movie, but that fact had nothing to do with Vin Diesel being the star of the movie. But, we'll give him a point here anyways. -100 points because almost every single action hero was included in some form in the Expendables trilogy. They even dug up Robert Davi and for some reason thought Kelsey Grammar was an action hero, but made no attempt to include Vin Unleaded into the mix.

I know our local library sells old, used books. They will give you a big bag and you can fill it up for like a dollar. Not sure if your local library does this too. But it's worth a shot.

Glad someone could decipher that remedial ass second grade sentence.

Seriously though, don't worry about it. The liver failure will take you out long before a chest bump.

"What's that? I feel something happening down there. It feels like I have to pee but I don't have to pee." "Whoops." (Falls down two stairs. Better log onto UEMB and ask if I'm the fuck alright).

I had to Google it after this response. I'd never heard of it before. But hell, I've never been to NJ either. We have (allegedly) Boo Hags down here. Women who can turn into cats and suck the air out of you while you sleep, leaving you exhausted in the morning. Leave it to the southerners to come up with an urban legend as an excuse for being sleepy when they first wake up.

I didn't smell shit and cigarettes. Oh, that's not a nickname for Packard is it?

Blaming virginity on religion. That's another sin.

Virgins virgining. That's a sin.

I'm not climbing on the roof.

Disco saw eyes, and she thought it was the cat. But the cat was in the front yard. Whatever it was, we scared the shit out of each other. It disappeared and so did I.

This squirrel must have weighed 10 pounds.

Also, you eat shit and your mom's a whore if you don't acknowledge my shout out in 30 minutes or less.

Shout out to @wjbraden who has been a member for 6 months and has all of 9 posts. It's because of people like you that this site remains to function. Toonami or die, bitches!

So, you're telling me that YOU have seen shit that I have spent the better part of 25 years looking for and have never found, and you also found the time to remain a virgin? You've encountered ghosts but not pussy? Man, pussy must be locked down in Ohio.

Love you, too.

There's no such thing.

Thinking about picking up Mafia Definitive Edition. Anyone played it?

Yeah, but whatever this was, it was on the roof. I have one camera aimed to where if something fell off where it sounded like it did, it should have been caught on camera. But, there was nothing there. Just my fat ass walking around with a flashlight. That's when I made haste and eased my fat ass back in the house, because hearing a loud noise on top of you and nothing is there, that's where my balls take a trip inside me and I nope all the nopes that could be noped. Sticking around is how people die in horror movies, and that's a sin.