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bnmjy

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  1. Do you actually like humongous dicks? lol
  2. @🍬Candy🍬 You heard it here. He'll fuck you if you lose weight.
  3. Wanna see fugg's hooha?
  4. Is that where the illegal Hispanics should be sent?
  5. You should marry @1938 Packard .
  6. You're in your 30s. The time to play catch up is over. It's time for a now or never mentality.
  7. You never even had sex.
  8. You never even had sex.
  9. Holy shit greeny, buy a fucking hooker already.
  10. By having @🍬Candy🍬 paint her hooha different colors.
  11. With time not being linear and supposed infinite universes, idk. My actions have no consequences. Maybe I'd make a film during the classic era of Hollywood with film ideas from now.
  12. I guess I missed something today. Oh well.
  13. Finally showing off his pedophilia.
  14. I wouldn't be too excited yet. The guy who played Robbie Rotten had almost all of his tumors gone, yet he still died.
  15. What's black and white and red all over?
  16. I actually like it much better on mobile. It looks too fat and shit on desktop.
  17. MH is codependent with his wife. You are the brown sugar that complements milk.
  18. And yet you still feel MH completes you when his cock is in your hooha. You want it AGAIN.
  19. Phillies has a penis.
  20. In other words, typical millennials. Duh.
  21. Not that this justifies our stupidity, but some people have their phones out during rides, which could cause much more injury. A juul? Maybe a nasty welt at worst.
  22. My sister and I went to the amusement park today. We wanted to be cool faggots, so she had a Juul in her mouth and I had a cigarette in mine during a roller coaster ride. When we went to see our pictures at the photo booth, they intentionally blurred our faces out. This is why we need feminism.
  23. K bro. Meet me in Homestead.
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