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So I ate at the cafe there today. I guess quite a few employees called off, as there was a smaller selection of food than normal and the people there looked kinda miserable. Anyway, when you finish your meal, you take it to a rack. The rack was full, so I tried moving other plates onto other trays. Basically, I was doing the workers' job. As I attempted to slide an empty tray under another, it fell off the rack and the plate on it fell onto the floor and crashed. Nothing to grab other people's attention like the sound of broken glass. Oh well.

ribbon, unironically speaking

One time I went to the Starbucks in Barnes and Noble, and I got pissed that they don't take the app, so I left in a hurry. This happened.

Let me write stories using your name. I'll be your ghostrek writer. Oh fuck.

We were discussing hooha stank, anyway.

Happy birthday Incoming hooha pic via pm

You need to fuck him with his face in the pic and share it with us. Do not run away from destiny.

. . . and this is one of numerous reasons why I have no qualms bringing up fugg's hooha.

I just viewed your profile and kegelspasmed. I hope you feel violated.

You will see fugg's hooha.

Apparently, the hooha stank is real, as she be using hooha spray. Moist stank hooha.

I have an idea of a short story involving you getting banned from a Mcdonalds, and you come up with a "clever" idea to bypass it. You have blankets wrapped around Madison and she's in the driver's seat. You see the road via facetime facing the windshield. The cashier at the window, however, recognizes your car and reluctantly takes the blanket your blanket up. You call her a cunt and pull a tampon out from your sweaty hooha and throw it at the the cashier. It lands in her mouth and she vomits all over the window. You kegelspasm and drive away, now in the driver's seat. You speed down the highway in a construction zone going 85. You decide to go to Chick Fil A and you see Zeni and Viper walk out, holding hands. As you enter, you say "the gays are disgusting." Every single person in the restaurant starts clapping. When it's your turn to order, the manager comps your meal for upholding Christian values. You feel proud, despite obviously having a bastard child. It's a good day to be fuggs. Free food and shit. And then you go home to find the police waiting for you. The cunt from Mcdonalds called the police on you. Fuck her. I'M MAAAAANNNNNIIIIIC. FIN

Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs. Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that.

Will Totally Spies! replace My Hero Academia?

Another prime example of compassion.

An epitome of compassion and emotional intelligence, indeed.

@Phillies

the labia majora

Bitch, you were complaining about hot flashes. You know what it is. Don't make me say it.

Joe's crab shack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU

Why would you snitch on yourself like that? smh

"ME WANT MH COCK, TRIFLING HO"