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bnmjy

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  1. You said you only have 4 inches 😂
  2. cybering is an outdated word, imo, and I consider it something only a middle schooler would do. Something like, w0w ur h4wt l3t m3 s33 ur 80085.
  3. It doesn't. Whose is always the possessive form, and who's is always short for "who is." Same for its always being the possessive form and it's always being short for "it is." The more you know, I suppose.
  4. whose, possessive case Also, you know that you don't.
  5. So you let corpses perform fellatio on you. I mean what?
  6. You resorted to prisoners and a married soldier. Why is a trucker worse? Plus, they're a dying breed, with self driving trucks right around the corner. Don't you wanna be married to one of the last generation of truckers? How romantic.
  7. Didn't stop my one coworker at the truck stop I used to work at. She was hoeing into her 60s and found herself a hubby. Some of them truckers are desperate as shit and will settle for anything.
  8. But . . . but . . . but . . . BUTT
  9. I think ginguy needs some hooha, stat.
  10. No, you can't take anything I say or do seriously, ya know.
  11. Obviously.
  12. Intimate? She-who-must-not-be-named openly broadcasts it herself. Fine, be that way.
  13. Why do you keep giving me points? My driver's license is squeaky clean, whereas I have 8 points here. 😡
  14. Bitch, go shove the gear shift up your hooha.
  15. Older married women just get me all hot and bothered, yes.
  16. Well the judge and the cop were both women, so . . .
  17. I forgot to register my vehicle in time and was pulled over, so I had to appear in court today. I just showed proof that my vehicle is currently registered to the police officer and that was that. The judge said I was guilty, but I won't recieve any fines or points on my record. Fuck yeah!
  18. You're not supposed to be the one pissed off if you're trolling. Bad troll is bad.
  19. Your lip will be met with another lip; a pussy lip.
  20. Please, keep your vile sexual fantasies to yourself, unless it involves fugg's hooha.
  21. @Shiina said he once licked his waifu's butthole on front of his mother.
  22. Show us a new hooha pic in celebration!
  23. I believe it's a service tax.
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