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My parents took me to a Boy George concert when I was like 6. Fuck them.

calcium bentonite face mask with apple cider vinegar works best. It's a real bitch to clean though, and you have to moisturize your face right after, as it dries the skin so fast.

iced caramel macchiatos

Happy . . . oh no, I just can't hel . . . SHIT! FAT CHICKS! KFC! NINTENDO! WALMART!

I'm retarded.

2 stars? 😡 For something made up on the spot and will clearly be the best unsolicited relationshit advice given to you? Fine. Edit: And I also wrote it shitting on my girlfriend's toilet. Shouldn't leave that part out.

I ship her in my Harry Potter fanfics with Filch. They both take the polyjuice potion, and fuggs becomes a beautiful 16 year old mixed girl and Filch becomes a beautiful 17 year old boy. They do it in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and of course she's watching and moaning. McGonagall gets a back case of the runs, and normally avoids Myrtle's bathroom, but she wouldn't be able to make it in time, not even to apparate elsewhere in the castle. As she approaches the bathroom, she sees the young transformed fuggs and Filch fucking and Myrtle masturbating. Their potions wear off and McGonagall promptly shits herself. FIN

fugg's hooha is one of the seven wonders of the world.

Translating fuggese since 2016

You fucked him shortly after that pic anyway.

Enjoy!

Serious talk, I think he found a more receptive audience elsewhere, I think reddit.

@1938 Packard lives in nj with zeni and my sources tell me they meet and fuck regularly.

If I were a woman, my panties would be really wet right now.

I remember you once made a thread in babbling announcing you sent her dick pics. The time is coming for your one true union.

K, we didn't need to know that you're into scat.

Yes.

This thread is more beautiful than fugg's hooha.

Well?

I beat you to this already.

That's too bad. Go out with Madison today.

Good morning fuggs

fuggs said 4 inches isn't enough.