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bnmjy

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  1. in an alternate reality
  2. I doubt it. You enjoy using it as an excuse for your attention whoring.
  3. 64. An empty cookie jar.
  4. Girl, you unbeweaveable.
  5. You gonna drink?
  6. Taz
  7. I said regular job, as in something with regularly paid intervals.
  8. Those poor guns . . .
  9. Damn, is there any way for you to just get a regular job? Giving up on your dreams sucks, but being homeless and getting paid less than minimum wage sucks even more.
  10. Besides Mary Tyler Moore, I don't know who the fuck any of those people were.
  11. bnmjy

    Any moment now

    It didn't put the lotion on its skin, so I had to use the hose - the fire hose.
  12. That camera is not a primitive technology, therefore this was a pointless endeavor.
  13. Never been. It's an abyss, as I said. You go there and you'regone for good.
  14. Charlie Sheen. Hammer.
  15. You clearly haven't been there yet. That thing is a wormhole into the abyss.
  16. On second thought, don't. She's over 300 years old, yet she still has the body of a girl. Forever young, just your type. It's technically not pedophilia. Might as well get a mod to marry her.
  17. Kill Babette, that girl in the Dark Brotherhood.
  18. idk but
  19. You should just throw a chair for old time's sake.
  20. bnmjy

    PUPPIES!!!

    No joke, I just put on a puppies documentary, on the kids section of Netflix, for my brother and it showed a puppy coming out its mother's vagina.
  21. When I worked at the service plaza, I once had a truck driver throw his order back at me because I got it wrong. I acted as if nothing happened and said I'd correct it. He then had the nerve to apologize. Whatever.
  22. - 7.25 and -2.97 filthy degenerate Chart is obviously favored to conservatives. I've seen many variations of it.
  23. I just discovered this the other day: Ron Perlman, the guy who says "war never changes" in Fallout was Emperor Sozin in Avatar, that is the guy responsible for the the fire nation attacking.
  24. What a hawt story 10/10
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