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Masturbating while listening to ABBA is pretty thrilling. :it:

fake moaning but good camera angles, sound, and lighting

You have your momma.

I think you should take advice from phillies.

I thought I was the conductor of that train. Whatever.

Three more days til Futa Friday

So close. Come on.

I don't like your girlfriend.

It's Ellen. That's my only hint.

Should be easy, and in spirit of an earlier one. :poop:

That applies to Ophelia too, though I guess that's not funny . . .

miku monday :poop:

You laughed hardest at the racist ones.

mods plz ban

Viper is wearing a diaper. It's funny because it rhymes.

Wow, phillies. Excellent discernment. :it:

I give up. You were supposed to play along. Oh well. :it:

Get back to work.

Did you not read your thread? Only two, well if you include sandstone and you, four people on these boards can name the three branches. This ignorance of civics is far worse than than cigarette odor-denying mind can fathom. We need to make long-winded declarations like we're experts to make sure that people actually know what they're talking about!

Jason DeMarco is fat and disgusting and fat. That is all.

op is a raciat rapist mods plz ban

that was not funny now I AM ANGERY

. . . well, someone needs to show that 18-year old the ropes. Have fun, cougar. :it: