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My mother called me racist for calling this chicken from a Ghanan lady jerk chicken once. ohno

I had recently read The Murder of Roger Ackroyd and I thought this was hilarious: "I demand of you a thousand pardons, monsieur. I am without defense. For some months now I cultivate the marrows. This morning suddenly I enrage myself with the marrows. I send them to promenade themselves - alas! not only mentally but physically. I seize the biggest. I hurl him over the wall. Monsieur, I am ashamed. I prostrate myself."

I've stated this before. I'm half, or as commonly said, hapa, just like panda (not starpanda but the other one).

Excuse me? I'm a rice-eating Asian, just like you. I'll say something truly blasphemous: pumpkin spice boba tea. :it:

Wow assertion!

themed along with Count Chocula and Frankenberry. They could have a Jack-o-lantern mascot. I know, blasphemy and I should die. :poop:

It's Shokugyou Saturday this time. Shokugyou means job. :it:

Maybe I should use my script kiddie skills to program an app to remind spergs to take their Ritalin . . . :it:

You have to rob a hen of her offspring, or somehow directly contribute to it. :it:

So you work at the Tropicana. Thanks for telling us. :it:

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I believe the statement I heard was "humans are the only beings who drink the milk of other animals." Not share of the veracity of this, as I've only ever heard it uddered (lawl) by vegans, who are known to espouse dumb bullshit.

It's always a sad day when there's no pussy. (only trying to lighten things up)

10/10 And I knew you'd look nicer with a beard. Shave your hair and score some bitches already.

Why'd you have to do an impression of my father? I was expecting one on yours. :it:

Beat you to the punch; I already called you racist in an earlier post. Thank you for helping me out.

Wasn't that phillies? I think your special attack should be hooha wormhole anyway.

It really wasn't.

Yes, she should know what an otherkin is right now.