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bnmjy

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  1. I always buy into the stupid hype of you can't win if you don't play. Can't lose if you don't play too.
  2. Winning ticket was sold in South Carolina. It was a single ticket this time too.
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    Fapped to the sex vid AGAIN? Whoa.
  4. How dare you put that feet fucker in the same sentence as my name.
  5. I used a lottery machine. You have to choose the pick and play option.
  6. I won nothing. My dumbass accidentally bought a ticket with 6 drawings, so I have five more to look forward to losing. Hooray.
  7. 1.6 billion dollars, highest jackpot ever. If no one wins, it will be well over 2 billion dollars.
  8. Doesn't that shit usually contain acetaminophen too? I'm not fucking up my stomach over robotripping.
  9. Waifu is gonna make you sit on the judas chair for wasting your food moneys. Cue @Kudasai
  10. I've actually always wanted to try shrooms . . . and LSD and DMT.
  11. I already have a shitty sleep schedule with my working overnight. Alcohol puts me to sleep for longer than 7 hours, something I can normally not do.
  12. We spent 22 dollars. Waste of fucking money, lol
  13. I bought a ticket with my coworker. We aren't gonna win shit, lol
  14. I can sleep just fine with either one.
  15. It's the thought that counts I suppose. Plus, I really can't smoke it if I had some now anyway.
  16. nice It's also because I might be switching jobs in the coming months, and thc can stay in the body for months.
  17. It's rare that I want to blaze, but sometimes I'm just in the mood to get high and listen to tunes for 3 hours. I guess I'll just drink, even though it's just not the same.
  18. At least you have a 100 percent chance of stage IV lung cancer to look forward to.
  19. Stop it right now. You're making me laugh too hard.
  20. You know, I have to admit, this shit had me laughing so hard yesterday. It is my fault you got banned, although it wasn't even my intention.
  21. For shits and giggles, I'll just say yes. Now tell me how I'm dumb and don't know what I'm talking about.
  22. Just bring the receiver to your hooha and let out a queef next time.
  23. He loves anime and he smokes weed. His real purpose is to make anime real.
  24. Be like phillies and lick your waifu pillow's asshole right in front of your mother. (He really said he did this.)
  25. Congrats, lol
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